Eew I hate long pants :( My legs feel so stuffy lor! Sweaty and stuffy!!! Not a good combination at all!
Sad lah, I’m in 302 and all my good friends are in 303. But there’s still MQ, Terrence, Bingsheng so it’s still okay. I’m still very unlucky leh, sec1 I sit right at the corner (furthest spot from a fan), this year it’s the seat BESIDES THAT! Aiya, sway sway sway lah.
Oh ya, I just realised Hao Jie is totally WACKO sia. It’s a damn long story, so here goes.
He claims to be Derkson Something (Where something is a weird and unpronouncable name). I asked him, who gave it to you? He said his religion master. Who turned out not to be on this planet. OMGOMG ALIEN??? Then he said they communicate through something called “googaroo”. Whatever lah. Then I told him to find somebody on earth with internet access (not some “newer way of connection” called webway) and he told me he contacted a bangladesh man -.-
Then I told him to tell that guy to Google for “*”. You won’t get anything because it’s a wild card okay? He tell me that guy got what Wikipedia shit. Please lah. Then *realising his mistake* he said you can’t access Google from Bangladesh; you have to Yahoo for Google and click the link. And that guy was using Yahoo. Okay okay, whatever. But please:
1) If you can’t access Google there, why is there this? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=google+bangladesh&btnG=Google+Search&aq=0&oq=google+bangla
2) http://sg.search.yahoo.com/search?p=*&fr=yfp-t-web&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8 Yahoo also don’t have results for “*” okay?
Then the conversation turned out to be some um, freakier stuff. Like there is intelligence on other planets only scientists are trying to hide it from us. Cuz he hacked into NASA’s site. Oh yeahh!!!!! Oh and he keep mentioning “Your scientists”. What? My scientist is not yours? No no no, he’s from another planet. He’s a spirit pocessing that boy’s body. But the spirit’s memories didn’t get erased on death due to some um, malfunction in the equipment? HAHAHA. FUNNY MAN. not.
He’s like so wacko lor. From a top-secret religion with an out-of-the-world Master to spirits, he’s crazy lah! And still got what - Bermuda Triangle is a dunno-what-energy-thing your scientists refer to as wormholes. And that some aliens *sorry* got offended at other races calling them races and assasinated them.
Okay either he’s a natural storyteller or he’s got a nut loose. Hm, more like the wires have all shorted. -_______-”
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